Here is a conversation I had with Joel the other night. Just more proof that my brain cells are completely gone...
Me: Hey...you still have a whole week to apply for Cabrillo (a conducting workshop).
Joel: I do not.
Me: Yes, you do. I'm sitting here looking at the website right now....you have about a week.
Joel: I do? Are you sure? When is it due?
Me: The 10th.
Joel: Really? Read to me what it says.
Me: (Why won't he believe me?) It says, "applications are due Monday, April 10th."
Joel: That's passed.
Me: No it hasn't! It's only the 4th today!
Joel: April?? Lara, that was two months ago...this is JUNE.
Me: (checks website, checks calendar, feels sheepish) Oh. Well, why didn't you apply for it?
Joel: Maybe because you'll be having a baby during the week of the workshop...or did you not notice that either?