A recap of Bria's time in time out yesterday for your reading pleasure:
You are a liar! You're just a bully! A big bully head, that's what you are! You are the meanest girl in the whole world! I'm going to put you in jail! And then you can never go to Young Women again! You are the S wordest mommy in the world!!! I'm going to put you in jail and then I'm going to turn myself into a DRAGON! How would you like that, huh? You big bully!
For the record, she was put in time out because I had the nerve to bring her home from the park and tell her it was time to practice her violin. She didn't want to and proceeded to throw a fit. Into time out she went.
And yes, you bet I was in the other room laughing my head off. I think this was definitely one of the top moments of my S word mommyhood.