While we were driving up north on Friday, somehow the girls' conversation turned to vampires. Joel asked them if they even knew what a vampire was. Chloe confessed she didn't, but Bria said that she totally knew what they were. Joel asked her to expound, and she gave us the following definition:
"Vampires eat rotten cherries and rotten oatmeal, they have really sharp teeth and they bite people's heads off."
When asked how she knew this information she said:
"I heard it from a kid in my class at school. He saw Star Wars."