I only text once in a while. Mostly just to find out when my husband will be home*, really. When I do send texts, they usually don't make much sense. This is because I assume the predictive texting can totally read my mind and I always forget to check back and make sure that everything says exactly what I want it to say before I send it.
Therefore, Joel is forever getting texts from me that say,
"When will you be good?"
He hasn't yet given me a satisfactory answer.
*In case you are a novice texter, like me, maybe you won't realize that "home" and "good" are the same pattern on the keypad. Now you know.